What a perfect way to end the weekend, palmetto bug…said no one ever.
No, that’s not a hair stuck on my glass…let’s try again. Nope, still there. Try again.
Wait..what is that..WHAT IS THAT IN MY GLASS??
I’ll never, ever, put my glass down again. Never. <Back to continue gagging in the sink until I get the picture of the bug that I DID NOT drink out of my head.>
In case you were wondering, non-southern people, a palmetto bug is like a huge cockroach. Apparently they fly out here in the south. Who knew?? I am not a bug person and I’ve never really seen cockroaches, so having this thing try to kiss me? Pass.